Hi,

What’s your name? 

My name is Chad, by the way. Nice to meet you. Before I say what I have to say, I just want to make sure we’re on the same page… You know I’m a criminal, right? Like, a convicted felon. Who doesn’t like breaking the law once in a while?...  I’m joking.

Okay, now that we’ve got that out of the way:

I’m looking for friendship. I believe friendship should be built on trust, appreciation, sincerity and a good laugh. And I’m glad you’ve decided to look over this profile of a tall, artistic, well-read, asshole – and let’s not forget considerate. A dependable, considerate and attentive asshole. LOL.

What do I like?

I study financial instruments. Spanish. Good music is my high. Rap. Jazz. Reggae. Slacker tunes. And I practice looking tough all day. I pick up a paintbrush once in a while. Work out regularly. Make weapons out of sharp objects. The usual. I’m not really into shanks – Relax!

Enough about me – 

What do you like?
What pisses you off?
What are you devoted to?

You haven’t given me an answer yet, and that’s alright.

Nothing is guaranteed but, should you consider becoming my pen friend, here are some things I can promise to be for you: Someone you can come to for comfort; eyes that you can look into and trust; a heart that understands and doesn’t judge; a prompt reply to all your letters; and time devoted to you and you alone.

If this sounds like something you’d be interested in, just download the emessage app at www.securustech.net, or reach me through the mailbox. You’re gonna need my info, too. You ready?

Chad Elgin Walker #278859
ASPC Lewis/Barchey Unit
PO Box 70
Buckeye, AZ 85326

I look forward to hearing from you. Take care.

Sincerely,
-Chad