Robert On The Web
Questions & Answers
by: Robert J. Shelley © 2004

Prisons are full of Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Lovers and others - are you browsing, curious, looking for answers? Robert on the Web is listening and as long as the answer to your question doesn't compromise another convict - I might have an answer. If not, I'll put it on the next
Q & A and perhaps someone will send me your answer and I'll send it on to you.

I've been in prison close to thirty years: 1975 - present - Read my personal & legal ads - I might just be able to help you with a question, I'm just an older con that's had more time to ponder over quite a bit, hopefully I can give you an answer that fits, or just some good ole fashion confab.

I like most people, don't be shy, let in some fresh air, talk to me, I'm not going anywhere. Perhaps you'd like to know why screws brains are priceless to brain transplant patients? Simple - They've never been used.

You say you were wondering why it takes a prison visitor an hour or more to get into the visiting room? Just read the proceeding paragraph.

I really hope you'll enjoy this column "Robert on The Web," I'll personally answer your letters with letters and save well thought ideas or problems for family and friends of prisoners for the column. If you want your question and answer to be private u-me-that is ok with me, use a fake name if you like, don't forget it when you receive your answer! Please remember I need donations - I pay to write these columns and I have crazy legal fees - any amount will help. No cash - check or money order only - no stamps.

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