Holla!
by: Rogelio T. Ferrer

Hmmmm....... Let's see......... How should I start?

Oh yes! I'm in search of a special female, one who possesses a beautiful heart...
If I could I would talk to you in person in a much better way,
Due to my current situation I hope warmth and this quick poem are OK?..
As you sit there reading the words to this poem scroll down your computer screen,
I hope it stirs up interest inside you, intrigues you, makes your eyes gleam...
Keep reading it gets better, I'm just trying to make you visualize the type of man I am,
I can assure you I'm not a psycho, some basket case or some outcast from Pakistan...
In this poem no flowers are included, no money, no Hallmarks are coming at you,
I'll let my pen flow, my words manifest how real men do...
I'm coming from the depths of my heart, a place where so-called men hide,
I'm not ashamed to tell you - I've been hurt badly by love and life, it's been a rough ride...
Let's take it back to the essence of all this, let's re-wind - Ah! Yes the reason for this poem,
I want to meet someone special, love again, feel complete, be a man in a happy home...
Tell me, isn't love, warmth, happiness, desire, a cuttie the reason you're reading these ads?
Searching for that Mr. Right, someone to love you, someone to make you feel like nobody ever has...
Someone to hold you tight, someone to listen, someone to share life with, someone to rock your boat,
Someone to romance you, captivate you, invigorate you, a gentleman to help you with your coat...
A man to rub your feet, massage your back with hot, scented oil, cook you a delicious dinner,
A man to fill you with waves of pleasure, make you scream like Michael Jackson in Thriller...
That's what I'm talking about, two people sharing a common goal in search of their destiny,
Maybe this is part of our destiny, maybe this ad was meant for your eyes to see...
I mean - Do you ever stop to think why and how people meet? Or if they were meant to happen?
The same mysterious way a boat is navigated at night, through rough waters by a sea captain...
All I want is to spend forever with Miss Right, someone special that's truly real,
I want us to be a special combination, like peanut butter and jelly or spaghetti and veal...
From Gucci thongs to Chanel shoes, from shines to the best wines, from Spanish rice to crazy ice, I'll give you all I could,
I mean if you turn out to be that special someone, I'll run butt naked for you through my hood...
I'm serious, I really would but I also wanted to make you smile,
That's how I get down, just giving you a tiny taste of my peerless and unique style...
Let's get to know each other, let's make it happen, let's make magic like Harry Potter,
Thanks for reading my ad, have a good night, my info is on your screen - Holla!

Far from Hallmark - This is an exclusive ToneMark...
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