To that special someone:

First let me say my name is James, but my friends call me Kay Bee. To whoever reviews this ad, thank you, it's not too much a person can say behind bars, because everyone perceives us all as being the same. I can tell you I'm not one of them. I've made quite a few mistakes in my life, does that make me a bad person? I don't know too many people incarcerated that's happy in prison, but here is one that is OK.

But there is only one thing that incompletes my life, and the missing puzzle is you (smile)! I am an individual who understands what I have done in life, but, I have a great sense of humor. My dreams and goals are to be loved. My profession is to love harder.

My hometown is Brooklyn, NY. I love playing around having fun, writing music and reading. I have a loving family and friends who strongly support my goals. Listen: I'm not... I repeat... I am not a gold digger. I'm financially taken care of. Hopefully we can connect and get to know each other. When I announce this, please don't think I'm trying to buy you, but I promise the first lovely lady that responds to my ad, and sends a photo, I'll send them a dozen roses.

Lastly, if you have children from prior marriages, or relationships, relax I love kids. Sorry, I don't have any.

So until I hear from that special someone, keep smiling and staying positive and always know there's someone out there ready to love you, and I hope to hear from that special someone.