If you like men who dry-clean their designer jeans, sip imported bottled water, and only buy hair spray that's environmentally safe, then this ad is not for you, my lady. For I wear prison khakis that never seen an iron, drink everything except tasteless water, and feel like the King of the Road on my Harley, or the wind blowing what hair I have left thorough the moon room of a stolen Cadillac Fleetwood.

My lady, I am what the politically correct might call a "throwback". I can be a friend, a lover, a confidant - whatever the right lady desires in a REAL man -- without compromising my manhood. I'm far from a saint, but I can be a friend like no other, even unto death, to someone who doesn't play mind games.

Let me show you why you've read this far: I might just be what you're really wanting, but never realized it until now! Carpe Diem. "Seize the Moment." Live life to the fullest by taking the risks most haven't the nerve to even consider. Write to me today, if you dare to be yourself!