'In the middle of our life's journey
I found myself in a dark wood
I had wandered from the straight path -
It isn't easy to talk about;
It was such a thick, wild and rough forest,
That when I think of it, my fear returns...
I can't offer any good explanation,
For how I entered it.
I was so sleepy at that point...
That I strayed from the right path.'

-"Dante, Inferno
Canto I"

Here I am - held captive in the (not so) wild, wild west! Wyoming!... Where they lock the women up, and let the sheep roam free! Yippee, kiay yeah!

Since I intentionally burned most of my bridges, so I can't go back the way I came... I am looking for new friends, new encounters, new ways to broaden my horizons, expand my boundaries, (and set some).

I love colors, kaleidoscopes, music, greeting cards, laughter, and am trying to love life... again. I am a sucker for nice teeth (smiles), accents, and eye contact.

From a friend, - I require - sincerity, loyalty, a sense of humor, intelligent, and spiritual awareness. Let's keep it real. I abhor judgmental types, bigotry, and weak excuses.

I am not looking for financial gain from this ad. As a matter of fact, the institution I am in, prohibits any money being sent to an inmate, except from immediate family. However, if you are my immediate family, and you are reading this... Please, hurry and get off the computer, and send me some money!